dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years


ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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poop-fart-princess:

glowcloud:

effington:

This is one of the purest and goodest videos that exists on the web

human mans making music for me!! for only me, a beluga?? music just for me, me, a beluga whale????

i want to know the story behind this like

is this band friends with this whale? do they play music for this whale on a regular basis? 

did someone put them up to this? how much did they pay them? i have so many questions

i do agree that it is the purest and goodest video, right up there w/ the band playing music for cows

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.


(Source: watersaugus)