ive found where I truly belong
I just noticed that Darren has a quaver on his forehead instead of a lightening bolt.
Sometimes I get offended by Canadian stereotypes but then I remember once my friend came back from her vacation to see a robber in her house and then her family sat him down and then they all had a lengthy discussion about life choices
when is the world gonna realize how talented strippers are. From the upperbody stregnth, balance, creativity. That shit is a fucking art man
I’m not worthy.
These girls need to go to the olympics
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him