Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning





This is one of the purest and goodest videos that exists on the web

human mans making music for me!! for only me, a beluga?? music just for me, me, a beluga whale????

i want to know the story behind this like

is this band friends with this whale? do they play music for this whale on a regular basis? 

did someone put them up to this? how much did they pay them? i have so many questions

i do agree that it is the purest and goodest video, right up there w/ the band playing music for cows


I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

(Source: watersaugus)

(Source: deadlykillerqueen)


waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like



in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything and i started crying